Every now and then, Refinery29.com mines a story from the news wires so bizarre, they have to share it, and then well, it’s just so freaking weird, it’s worth repeating—if only to make several "eggs-traordinary” puns. "Our hearts are broken—or scrambled, really—after reading this unfortunate news. Entertainer Greg da Silva of Cape Town, South Africa, made a world record-breaking hat, which happens to be made out of 1,000 eggs.” Which begs just about 5,000 questions starting with why someone would construct a headpiece out of 83 dozen eggs to begin with. Apparently, it was stolen in Germany while da Silva was recovering from heat stroke. Now for the remaining 4,999 questions, how did he get this hat to Germany?, did it count as a checked bag?, and what does the thief plan to do with the egg hat? (make a giant omelet?). Surely there hasn’t been a story this tragic about an egg since Humpty Dumpty decided to sit on that wall.
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